Posted on Tuesday, 22 November 2011

collegehumor: The 7 Relatives You’ll Talk to at Thanksgiving THE DRUNK: Hey, it’s good to see you- Oh, this is a long hug. Cinnamon schnapps? I don’t think we have- Ah, you brought you own. Anyway, you seem really happy. I mean sad. Nope, back to happy. Now you’re still smiling, but there are tears. So many tears. Oh, I’m actually fine standing. I’m not saying your lap doesn’t look comfortable, it’s just… Here, why don’t you take my water. No, I think it’s fine without schnapps. [Keep Reading] If these types of relatives were at my family’s Thanksgiving dinner I would actually enjoy it. Fuckin reality.

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The 7 Relatives You’ll Talk to at Thanksgiving

THE DRUNK:


Hey, it’s good to see you- Oh, this is a long hug. Cinnamon schnapps? I don’t think we have- Ah, you brought you own. Anyway, you seem really happy. I mean sad. Nope, back to happy. Now you’re still smiling, but there are tears. So many tears. Oh, I’m actually fine standing. I’m not saying your lap doesn’t look comfortable, it’s just… Here, why don’t you take my water. No, I think it’s fine without schnapps.

[Keep Reading]

If these types of relatives were at my family’s Thanksgiving dinner I would actually enjoy it. Fuckin reality.

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